Donuts? REALLY?

So my boyfriend got to work today and there were some donuts there. What a nice gesture: bring in donuts for your co-workers and give them a delicious (not so nutritious) surprise! Well well, looks like there's more to it than that. Apparently, theater tradition states that when a cast or crew member has sex in the theater where they work, it is customary to bring in donuts the following day. GROSS! What a great way to call attention to yourself and your nasty sexual habits! I don't know about you, but if I were to have sex in a public place, I wouldn't broadcast it in that manner. Seriously? And think about it; if you bring in a snack for everyone to enjoy, there's going to be at least one person who's gonna ask, "What's the occasion? Is it your birthday?" Not quite. Someone call securrity on this tradition. If you have sex in public, at least be decent about it; cover it up and be glad you didn't get caught! Have some decency for crying out loud!!!
My boyfriend told me that there have been a lot of donuts lying around the theater lately. After this tradition was explained to him, he couldn't help but wonder, "What about the girl who brought in donut holes??"