What is UP with this chick?

I'm officially calling SECURRITY on the bitch please blogger from SNL. She's not even funny. It's like the writers at SNL have died and left everything up to monkeys with pens. Why is this show going down the tubes??? It used to be a launching pad for all sorts of comedic talents, from Steve Martin to Eddie Murphy. Now the most we've gotten is Will Ferrel, who is only funny if you're stoned. What are those of us who don't smoke weed supposed to do???
Thankfully, there is hope yet. It comes in the form of Kristin Wiig, the last of a brilliant breed of comedic actresses. She's proven her versatility and shown that she can play with the big kids. I know I'm leaving out Bill Heder, but he just doesn't do it for me. Check out my favorite Kristin Wiig skit below.