So many white people wanna be gay... says the street preacher at penn station. Guess the old rap lyric is true... Opinions are like assholes and everybody's got one.

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The VMAs

WOW. What a great night. Lady GaGa's performance was amazing to say the least.
Everyone hates Kanye (finally!!!) and I kinda love it.
P!nk sang live doing Cirque de SoGay.
Taylor Swift was singing while riding a moving subway train or at least thats what it looked like. That's just cool.
Overall good show.
Oh and Russell Brand? Yeah, you're still not funny.

Rant

So I wanna know something: what is UP with people who reply "uh-hu" after you say thank you? Was my thank you not good enough to garner a "you're welcome?" I'm just curious because tonight at the super market, I was checking myself out and got charged double for my baby artichokes. I pressed the help button a few times and no one showed up, so I continued to ring up my groceries. I then pressed the help button a few more times, still no response. I decided to walk down and bag my groceries while waiting for someone to show up. Finally, this woman walks over as if she is doing me a favor and shoots me a what-the-hell-are-you-bothering-me-for look. I explain to her about the artichokes and she begrudgingly walks over to the screen to take care of it. When she finishes I thank her, to which she replies "uh-hu." What is that? Why not just say what you mean, which from the attitude this girl was giving me was more along the lines of "fuck you." "Uh-hu" is the polite way of saying "fuck you," similar to "whatever" but a little less confrontational. It likes tells you their outfit looks good on them and ends the sentence with "right?" to which you respond "sure!" What you really mean is "hell no!" What's with the subtext? In this day and age where you can contact someone in any fashion without feeling like you're getting too personal, why not just say what you mean? Either that or getting a new fucking attitude. Whatever.

Binder and Binder

Seriously dude, what's up with the hat? How am I supposed to take you seriously with that thing? Maybe the hat is what makes them America's most successful social security disability advocates. He'd be better suited as a vigilante who steals the horses from central park and rides in to save the day. Modern day super hero with a hat. Yeehaw!

Madonna has the sexiest dancers!

Hello Paul!
Check out Madonna's dancers from her last concert in Tel Aviv. They decided to surprise her in their undies. :) The one in the front is Paul and Yes, I know his name. Deal with it!

Brilliant Parody

This is just toooooo funny! I had to share it here.

Patriotic Duties

Last night, I had a dream... In my dream my father caught me cheating on my boyfriend with... Barack Obama. Oh yeah! I guess I underestimated my patriotism.

Talk about an up-do!

This was just too good to pass up! The city really does have a sense of humor.

I guess christmas came early!

This is a dream come true! Seriously, I've been making fun of/pray for this since my childhood. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!

Ooops, She did it again!

Gasp, y'all. Brit Brit actually sang live at her North Carolina concert last night. And the real surprise? She was GOOD! It sounds weird even to think this, but that's kind of exciting. She's coming back y'all. You better hide the umbrellas, especially the pointy ones!

My new favorite artist...

There are no words to describe the brilliance of Leoncie. I am certain that if she wasn't so busy with Bollywood, she'd be giving Beyonce a run for her money.

Cheesy? Nah!

So last night my dear friend Tos took me to a wonderful land called Stew Leonards. For those of you unfamiliar, Stew Leonards is a supermarket, but it is OH so much more than that. It's like a food theme park or haunted house. There's the Chiquita banana lady that sings to you as you pick out your produce, the chickens playing the banjo by the organic eggs, and a gypsy that plays the accordion for you while you pick out your cheese (see video above). It's pretty intense. And if you think thats all, theres a cow sing-a-long located on your way out complete with accompaniment and chairs for people to sit and enjoy. I didn't understand why such a big deal over food, but then again, why not?

With salt?

Ok, I get it. You work with spanish people, but did you really need to make your phone number 1-888-MARGARITA? What does that have to do with calling a lawyer? I feel like I'm calling the cleaning lady or a budget stripper.

Come to ICELAND and give us your eyes!

Who decided that people actually would want to stop over in Iceland on their way to other hot spots in Europe? Since when is a stop over desirable? Talk about positive spin.

I HAD A DREEEAAAAM

I had the WORST dream last night. I dreamt that my beloved show GLEE premiered and was cancelled two weeks later.
That's enough to keep me awake for weeks. ...9...10...never sleep again...