So many white people wanna be gay... says the street preacher at penn station. Guess the old rap lyric is true... Opinions are like assholes and everybody's got one.

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The VMAs

WOW. What a great night. Lady GaGa's performance was amazing to say the least.
Everyone hates Kanye (finally!!!) and I kinda love it.
P!nk sang live doing Cirque de SoGay.
Taylor Swift was singing while riding a moving subway train or at least thats what it looked like. That's just cool.
Overall good show.
Oh and Russell Brand? Yeah, you're still not funny.

Rant

So I wanna know something: what is UP with people who reply "uh-hu" after you say thank you? Was my thank you not good enough to garner a "you're welcome?" I'm just curious because tonight at the super market, I was checking myself out and got charged double for my baby artichokes. I pressed the help button a few times and no one showed up, so I continued to ring up my groceries. I then pressed the help button a few more times, still no response. I decided to walk down and bag my groceries while waiting for someone to show up. Finally, this woman walks over as if she is doing me a favor and shoots me a what-the-hell-are-you-bothering-me-for look. I explain to her about the artichokes and she begrudgingly walks over to the screen to take care of it. When she finishes I thank her, to which she replies "uh-hu." What is that? Why not just say what you mean, which from the attitude this girl was giving me was more along the lines of "fuck you." "Uh-hu" is the polite way of saying "fuck you," similar to "whatever" but a little less confrontational. It likes tells you their outfit looks good on them and ends the sentence with "right?" to which you respond "sure!" What you really mean is "hell no!" What's with the subtext? In this day and age where you can contact someone in any fashion without feeling like you're getting too personal, why not just say what you mean? Either that or getting a new fucking attitude. Whatever.

Binder and Binder

Seriously dude, what's up with the hat? How am I supposed to take you seriously with that thing? Maybe the hat is what makes them America's most successful social security disability advocates. He'd be better suited as a vigilante who steals the horses from central park and rides in to save the day. Modern day super hero with a hat. Yeehaw!

Madonna has the sexiest dancers!

Hello Paul!
Check out Madonna's dancers from her last concert in Tel Aviv. They decided to surprise her in their undies. :) The one in the front is Paul and Yes, I know his name. Deal with it!

Brilliant Parody

This is just toooooo funny! I had to share it here.

Patriotic Duties

Last night, I had a dream... In my dream my father caught me cheating on my boyfriend with... Barack Obama. Oh yeah! I guess I underestimated my patriotism.